I promise neither of the girls are getting married, we just attempted to bring them to my parent's church yesterday. Now, Kaylee and Karissa don't sit still for more than 54 seconds unless strapped into their carseats or their stroller. Fortunately the minister is very kid friendly and doesn't mind if kids make noise or wander around a bit so I knew we at least had a fighting chance. Since my mom sings in the choir, it left Dad and I to deal with both girls. Two adults, two toddlers, pretty good odds.
It all started well. The girls were mesmerized by the music, the candles, Grandma waiving to them from the choir. When that got boring, we kept them busy with animal crackers. So far so good, 15 minutes down. Then Karissa started playing peek a boo with the people in the pew behind us (Thank you to the Gordon's), while Kaylee was entertained by a beach ball we had brought with us. Another 5 minutes down. Then it was time to sing a hymn, so they were content to stand on the pew in front of us and dance a bit for 3 more minutes.
And then....Kaylee decided it was time to take a tour of the church and off she went down the aisle. Quickly I grabbed her and managed to get her squirming little body back to the pew which took up 2 more minutes. Of course, Karissa then wanted to see what was out there and let us know by shouting DOWN as she wiggled and flopped herself out of the pew.
It was then that I was encouraged by some other church goers to just let them go (Thank you Elsie and Eleanor!). They said the girls would probably come right back anyway. So I let them go. Next thing I knew, they were both on the alter during a baptism. (they were not scheduled to be baptized that day) So Dad and I run to the alter, grab them and carry them out as they giggled the whole time. I spent the rest of the time entertaining them downstairs while the service continued upstairs. We made it in church about 27 minutes. Not bad for 2 active toddlers. Maybe next time I'll ask if they can deliver the sermon!